Posts Tagged ‘joke’

Any advice from fellow writers on how to be a writer and a student while also holding a full time job?

December 6th, 2009

So I’m in my last year of schooling, creative writing major (I know some of you find that major a joke) and I’m taking a full load of 15 units and have a full time job. I love writing, but I’m having trouble finding time. Any other writers have some advice? In some way I feel like I’m losing the skill because the time is getting taking away, but I really don’t have any choice—no time left.

Thanks all.

What do guys and girls think about a guy wearing thongs?

December 3rd, 2009

What do guys and girls think about a guy wearing thongs?
My girl friend just recently bought me a pair of thongs as a joke and to be kinky in the bedroom. Turns out I actually liked them and thought they were comfortable. Her thoughts were she thought I was cute in them and she did not care if i wore thongs or not. I just wanted to see what others thought about it. Thanks for any comments.

How many people thing that going green is a big scam?

November 25th, 2009

How many people thing that going green is a big advertising scam in order for the ecological activists to get more money out of you?

Come on… paying money to reduce your carbon foot print? What a joke and the jokes on you.

If you want to recycle and reuse your items do it so save yourself money, not line the pockets of others!
Oh Hey LOOK – there is someone in the audience tonight that has been brainwashed!!! hahahahahahaaa

I’ve been around since before we were at the begining of the next ice age in the 70′s. Ignorant I am not, nor will I be bullied by the likes of you!!!

How can i break a computer without the other person suspecting anything?

November 22nd, 2009

So here is the rundown, im playing a joke on my friend. I bought him a new computer but i before i give it to him i want him to freak out about his old computer breaking.

It needs to be discrete!

No smashing it or taking out parts. Hes pretty good with computers and will know if anything is out of place or it looks like i just broke off capacitors on the motherboard.

I was thinking of maybe using static to fry the components, he wouldn’t be able to pick that up.

Thanks for any help.

What do guys and girls think about a guy wearing thongs?

November 21st, 2009

What do guys and girls think about a guy wearing thongs?
My girl friend just recently bought me a pair of thongs as a joke and to be kinky in the bedroom. Turns out I actually liked them and thought they were comfortable. Her thoughts were she thought I was cute in them and she did not care if i wore thongs or not. I just wanted to see what others thought about it. Thanks for any comments.

How do I turn my van into a hydrogen powered vehicle as a DIY project?

November 8th, 2009

We are spending over 1200.00 a month in gas. We heard about someone who converted their car into hydrogen powered and they doubled their gas mileage. Is this a joke or is there really a way to do this cheaply ourselves?

Can Myspace really shut a persons page down because of a music choice?

October 16th, 2009

Can they really shut down a page due to music selections such as Ice Ts old band body count, bombs over baghdad etc?? I heard it can be shut down if I posted 911 is a joke even Im like what the french wheres our rights to free expression… Geez there are more things to worry about, maybe some people like the beats but yet its always blamed on the lyrics which ruins it for the rest of us…. Wheres Larry Flynt when we need him lol

Can I use a photo off the internet on my blog if I make a joke about it?

October 6th, 2009

If I copy a photo from a newspaper website and make a joke about it, can I post it on my blog? People put stories from newspapers on blogs, does making fun of the photo make it legal to use on my site? It’s a for-profit blog.

What does it mean when you call a phone number, and hear fast beeps, like a busy signal, but faster?

October 2nd, 2009

I got a phone number from a girl the night before last that I’m really interested in, but each time I call I get a that "fast beep", like a busy signal, but 3 times as fast. I don’t think it’s a fake number, since we have mutual friends and will see each other again. I’m not looking for guesses, so if you don’t know, please don’t answer.

Also, please don’t answer if you’re just going to try to be a jerk and say, "it means she doesn’t like you because you’re ugly." That’s a juvenile, dumb, and obvious joke. Factual answers only, please.

What is the best action to take if a person finds bone in their hamburger at a fast food restaurant?

September 25th, 2009

Unfortunately not a joke, the bone was the size of 2-3 grains of uncooked rice. When manager was told,"We don’t have bone in our hamburgers." Manager was shone the piece of bone and dismissed the customer, "Oh that’s grissle." Recently got temporary crowns until the actual ones are put in place. Bit down on the bone fragment. Now the person has worse pain until returning to the dentist. Any legitimate suggestions please!